I can't believe something that happened to a co-worker Tuesday. She was rear-ended by a POLICE CAR! Her 2-month old SUV was hit from behind by a police cruiser. Her car is still drivable, although fairly damaged. The police car? It had to be towed!
I wonder what is going to happen from here!
Happy Day!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
From an email....
To the person who wrote this...GOOD JOB! Sorry I don't know who you are to give you credit...
This is to be funny and not offensive....if you are offended, you have a choice: Let me know about it or stop reading!
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
(Or the uncertainty of the English language)
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. 'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say,' asked the nurse. 'Oops!'
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care.
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'
This is to be funny and not offensive....if you are offended, you have a choice: Let me know about it or stop reading!
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
(Or the uncertainty of the English language)
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. 'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say,' asked the nurse. 'Oops!'
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care.
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'
You are NOT seeing things....I'm back!
Well, it's been a while. I don't really want to know exactly how long it has been, but my mother has been commenting about it. (No, mom, I'm not depressed!) I just haven't been in a mood to share my thoughts and irritations and other views with anyone. Until now. I've been saving up, so this will probably be like the Energizer Bunny--it goes on and on and on....
First of all, this last week was Spring Break! YEAH!!!! I did nothing of major importance--no trip to South Padre, Mexico, Florida or any of the other many Spring Break destinations that are routinely visited. I visited my new "niece" E for the first time. (N & E: She is so precious!!!!)
I also visited my friendly dentist, Dr. E. I received new fillings for some cavities that I seemed to have acquired due to my hatred of dentists. Being an educated person and knowing the importance of good oral hygiene, I still had a huge hatred/fear of the dentist. Yes, I put off going for quite a long time. I finally broke down and had to go when one of my teeth chipped--thankfully, it was a wisdom tooth, and they just took all four out! When trying to find a dentist, several friends recommended Dr. E and associates. I'm very thankful! My fear of the dentist is now gone! (In fact, I laugh routinely while he is trying to work on my teeth.) One of the reasons I like this office is because they make ME feel important. Comfort is their number one goal. I have one more cavity (to be fixed the day after Easter) and one old filling to be replaced, and I'll be as good as new!
Thursday was an incredible evening...(Ok--have to put the side note in here. As I'm typing, a crazy thought pops into my head--and if you've been reading at all, you know this is not unusual. Here is my thought: As I type this, it is kind of reminiscent of watching Doogie Howser type in his thoughts and feelings about his life. OMG!!! I'm DOOGIE HOWSER, MD! Well, not really, but that is what I feel like....YIKES!! Does this date me????)
Back to Thursday. I had been waiting for this day for about 3 1/2 months. I went to the Billy Joel & Elton John Face 2 Face concert. IT WAS FABULOUS!!!!! (Ok--so now the song Fabulous from HSM--not sure which one--is playing in my head. OH THE DEMONS OF BEING A MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER!!!!!!) I attended their concert back about 5-6 years ago as well. It was awesome then as well. The music is timeless. I especially enjoy watching these two VERY talented men play the piano. I wish I had 1% of the talent they possess. I can't even tell you what my favorite part of the evening was--I couldn't choose!
Then, of course is March Madness--or as Dick Vitale would say "MARCH MADNESS, BABY!" I'm not a huge fan of his, but he does nail that on the head. I love to root for the underdogs. Just once I'd love to see a #16 beat a #1. Wouldn't that be something to talk about!! For now, we have to leave our hopes with a #12 or #5...Everyone else is a #1-4. If this is going to be the case, why don't we just have a Sweet 16 instead of the 65 teams? WHY KEEP ALL 65?!?!? Because of the DRAMA! Because people like to think their team has a chance. Because ONE DAY Cinderella will WIN IT ALL!!!!!
Now, it's back to work. I hope the week goes well. I think we all needed the break!
Happy Day!!!!!!
First of all, this last week was Spring Break! YEAH!!!! I did nothing of major importance--no trip to South Padre, Mexico, Florida or any of the other many Spring Break destinations that are routinely visited. I visited my new "niece" E for the first time. (N & E: She is so precious!!!!)
I also visited my friendly dentist, Dr. E. I received new fillings for some cavities that I seemed to have acquired due to my hatred of dentists. Being an educated person and knowing the importance of good oral hygiene, I still had a huge hatred/fear of the dentist. Yes, I put off going for quite a long time. I finally broke down and had to go when one of my teeth chipped--thankfully, it was a wisdom tooth, and they just took all four out! When trying to find a dentist, several friends recommended Dr. E and associates. I'm very thankful! My fear of the dentist is now gone! (In fact, I laugh routinely while he is trying to work on my teeth.) One of the reasons I like this office is because they make ME feel important. Comfort is their number one goal. I have one more cavity (to be fixed the day after Easter) and one old filling to be replaced, and I'll be as good as new!
Thursday was an incredible evening...(Ok--have to put the side note in here. As I'm typing, a crazy thought pops into my head--and if you've been reading at all, you know this is not unusual. Here is my thought: As I type this, it is kind of reminiscent of watching Doogie Howser type in his thoughts and feelings about his life. OMG!!! I'm DOOGIE HOWSER, MD! Well, not really, but that is what I feel like....YIKES!! Does this date me????)
Back to Thursday. I had been waiting for this day for about 3 1/2 months. I went to the Billy Joel & Elton John Face 2 Face concert. IT WAS FABULOUS!!!!! (Ok--so now the song Fabulous from HSM--not sure which one--is playing in my head. OH THE DEMONS OF BEING A MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER!!!!!!) I attended their concert back about 5-6 years ago as well. It was awesome then as well. The music is timeless. I especially enjoy watching these two VERY talented men play the piano. I wish I had 1% of the talent they possess. I can't even tell you what my favorite part of the evening was--I couldn't choose!
Then, of course is March Madness--or as Dick Vitale would say "MARCH MADNESS, BABY!" I'm not a huge fan of his, but he does nail that on the head. I love to root for the underdogs. Just once I'd love to see a #16 beat a #1. Wouldn't that be something to talk about!! For now, we have to leave our hopes with a #12 or #5...Everyone else is a #1-4. If this is going to be the case, why don't we just have a Sweet 16 instead of the 65 teams? WHY KEEP ALL 65?!?!? Because of the DRAMA! Because people like to think their team has a chance. Because ONE DAY Cinderella will WIN IT ALL!!!!!
Now, it's back to work. I hope the week goes well. I think we all needed the break!
Happy Day!!!!!!
Monday, March 9, 2009
A Funny Family Story
A couple of years ago for Christmas, my niece made homemade Christmas cards. (Yes, I know that Christmas was 3 months ago! However, a verification word from earlier today reminded me of this story--so I thought I would share.) On the front, she had some pictures of snowmen. Cute, right? Well, the saying is what was funny. On the front, she wrote "There's no people..." and on the inside she wrote "like snow business." YUP! None of us thought it made sense. We could understand, "There's no business like snow business." Or, "There's no people like snow people." But the way she wrote it...NOT MAKING SENSE!
The following year, her sister sent out Christmas cards that she made. (YES, this is a post to remind you that you might be talented, and you might want to save money making your own cards--BUT DON'T unless you proof, proof, proof them to make sure people don't make fun of you!!!!!!) On the front was just some picture--don't even remember what it was anymore. On the inside was just one word (the verification word I mentioned earlier).
RELISH
Yes, that was the only word. We laugh and joke and reference still to this day. We joke around and say we are going to send out cards that just say "Ketchup" or "Mustard" or "Pickles". I know what she was meaning, but it was quite funny.
Hope you get a laugh....
The following year, her sister sent out Christmas cards that she made. (YES, this is a post to remind you that you might be talented, and you might want to save money making your own cards--BUT DON'T unless you proof, proof, proof them to make sure people don't make fun of you!!!!!!) On the front was just some picture--don't even remember what it was anymore. On the inside was just one word (the verification word I mentioned earlier).
RELISH
Yes, that was the only word. We laugh and joke and reference still to this day. We joke around and say we are going to send out cards that just say "Ketchup" or "Mustard" or "Pickles". I know what she was meaning, but it was quite funny.
Hope you get a laugh....
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Around....
I've been busy these past few weeks so I've been around, but NOT around. If that makes sense. I've popped in to see if anyone commented--which they didn't--but didn't have time to post myself. I have our state-standardized writing test (TALK ABOUT A BORING DAY!!!!), tennis matches, track meets, soccer games, jewelry parties, teaching, sleeping, enjoying my favorite shows, keeping in contact with my mom and friends, and getting reaquainted with old friends. (I can check facebook and blogs on my phone, but I can't post from my phone....that stinks!)
Many interesting events happened this week as well. My former student teacher subbed in the classroom next door--WEIRD! It was strange seeing her again in our building. The kids were off the wall the rest of the week after testing--Who knew one day of almost complete silence would turn their brains to mush for 3 full days? (They couldn't even add 2 + 2!)
Really not a whole lot else to say....if I think of something, I'll be sure to let you know.
Happy Day!! Only 5 school days until Spring Break! YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Many interesting events happened this week as well. My former student teacher subbed in the classroom next door--WEIRD! It was strange seeing her again in our building. The kids were off the wall the rest of the week after testing--Who knew one day of almost complete silence would turn their brains to mush for 3 full days? (They couldn't even add 2 + 2!)
Really not a whole lot else to say....if I think of something, I'll be sure to let you know.
Happy Day!! Only 5 school days until Spring Break! YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunsets...
Tonight I saw the most beautiful sunset that I've seen in a LONG time. The colors were so vibrant and just beautiful against the palm trees. It was gorgeous. This got me thinking...why do we see such beauty, but are never able to fully capture it with a camera. The camera does an ok job, but never gets it just right. (No, I didn't have my camera with me...Yes, I was quite upset.)
I guess we are just meant to keep looking at those sunsets....
Happy Day!
I guess we are just meant to keep looking at those sunsets....
Happy Day!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Friends...
I was reading a post by my good friend, that girl, that talked about her upcoming birthday. Something she said made me think--imagine that!
Anyway, in honor of what she said about friends, here is a picture of the two of us from college. It's nearly 16 years old. YIKES!!!!!!
Am I bad or what?????
Monday, March 2nd is Texas Independence Day. (I'm not exactly sure, but I think it has something to do with Texas gaining it's independence from Mexico--and the battle at the Alamo has something to do with it also....Can you tell I'm not a true TEXAN?) Anyway, our history department wants all of us to dress "western, Texan, or in red/white/blue" to honor this day.
HELLO?!?!?!??!?!?!?
I have a conflict with this--just as I do with saying the Texas pledge, but that is another story for another day. Since when is Texas Independence Day a holiday??? Why does Texas think it can celebrate this day????
ISN'T TEXAS PART OF THE UNITED STATES??????????????????????
So, I proposed to a co-worker, J, that I was going to wear my "Illinois" shirt--a navy blue, long-sleeved t-shirt, with the word "Illinois" in orange letters on it. It represents the University of Illinois, but it can represent the state, too! J told me not to do it and to comply with the request--just for the sake of keeping our team's history teacher happy.
What do you--my faithful readers, who are mostly from Illinois--have to say?????
HELLO?!?!?!??!?!?!?
I have a conflict with this--just as I do with saying the Texas pledge, but that is another story for another day. Since when is Texas Independence Day a holiday??? Why does Texas think it can celebrate this day????
ISN'T TEXAS PART OF THE UNITED STATES??????????????????????
So, I proposed to a co-worker, J, that I was going to wear my "Illinois" shirt--a navy blue, long-sleeved t-shirt, with the word "Illinois" in orange letters on it. It represents the University of Illinois, but it can represent the state, too! J told me not to do it and to comply with the request--just for the sake of keeping our team's history teacher happy.
What do you--my faithful readers, who are mostly from Illinois--have to say?????
An email I received....
Diet Questions Answered
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO! What a Ride"
AND......For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO! What a Ride"
AND......For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Facebook is all the rage. I joined, my sister joined, and now my mom has joined. I am torn. I kind of enjoy seeing what my "friends" have on their page, but I also see a lot of "friends" posting just for the sake of posting. Do I really need to know they are washing dishes? Do I need to know they are going shopping? Or staying at home with the kids? About a week ago, a former elementary school classmate "friended" me. I accepted. From there, it has snowballed. I have had about 5-10 friend requests from old elementary school classmates. I have confirmed them, naturally. I don't want to be rude. However, now I'm getting posts that read "It's great to re-connect with you." I really haven't re-connected with anyone! I just hit confirm. Eventually I'll post on their wall or send them a message or reply to their message. But at the moment, I don't have time. I don't have time to blog! I don't have time to sleep. I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME!!!!!!!! (And, I am really thankful they have friended me.)
I feel like the worst Facebook friend of all time!!!!! How do you tell people that you haven't talked to in over 25 years that you don't have time without being rude?
Tonight, an old-friend-who-is-new-again started a chat. I just answered her questions as briefly as possible. I was busy doing a bunch of things at once and didn't have time to tell her what has been going on in my life for the last quarter century. I did apologize, but I still think her feelings may have been hurt. Another old-friend-who-is-new-again sent a chat request, and I just didn't answer.
Maybe some day I'll have time....but, not today.
(If any of you new-old-friends are reading this, PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED!!!!!!! And, please just give me time!)
I feel like the worst Facebook friend of all time!!!!! How do you tell people that you haven't talked to in over 25 years that you don't have time without being rude?
Tonight, an old-friend-who-is-new-again started a chat. I just answered her questions as briefly as possible. I was busy doing a bunch of things at once and didn't have time to tell her what has been going on in my life for the last quarter century. I did apologize, but I still think her feelings may have been hurt. Another old-friend-who-is-new-again sent a chat request, and I just didn't answer.
Maybe some day I'll have time....but, not today.
(If any of you new-old-friends are reading this, PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED!!!!!!! And, please just give me time!)
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